How to Pay for a Baby Langauge Analysis
‘How to Pay for a Baby’ is a online article published by Kool A.D who wants inform and advise new couples about how to pay up for a baby. He claims that we should avoid getting a baby because it is a bad idea, in his article he informs us that the couple would go broke due to the baby. He explains that babies are “money pits” and paying up for the their needs, and the only way to continue paying for the baby is to have deep pockets. In every paragraph, Kool A.D addresses his readers on different topics on how if you already have a baby, that we should keep it simple with them and not spend too much on baby’s needs such as toys since they are expensive. Also, the baby will end up breaking it and all that money spent will go into waste. Kool A.D uses Sociolect, Colloquialism, Slang, Regional Dialect and a comedic type of tone in his article on ‘How to Pay Up for a Baby’. He starts his article with the use of Colloquialism by stating “I’mma keep it 100 with ya’ll”, this tells the readers...